| 12th December 2025 | |
| 7.30pm - 10pm | |
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Tolbooth Stirling Tolbooth Jail Wynd, Stirling FK8 1DE |
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| £12.50 | |
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Over 15 brave acts will be pulled from the bucket to perform their hot minute of stand-up before facing the wrath (and wit) of our Kill Teuchter panellists. Once the laughs land (or die trying), each comic will be hilariously grilled by:
Ryan Cullen – one of the sharpest roast comics on the planet, fresh from The LA Comedy Showwhere Tony Hinchcliffe himself declared Ryan’s battle “the best he’d ever seen.”
Mick Murphy – a Substate favourite and touring comic who’ll be our resident Westcoaster, ready to roast some unsuspecting Teuchters with charm and chaos.
The audience holds the power — you’ll decide who takes home the £100 prize for Best Act. Expect unpredictable moments, savage roasts, and unfiltered hilarity at Kill Teuchter: The Christmas Special.
18+
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